At restaurants, we are asked how long we’d like our meat cooked but never our vegetables.

It’s popular knowledge that the save icon is a skeuomorphism of a floppy disk, but we don’t often think about how the name “floppy disk” referring to that 3.5in disk is already a skeuomorphism referring to the older actually floppy disks.

Do you think animals get frustrated too when a sneeze just doesn't follow through for them?

There are probably more planes in the ocean than submarines.

The body demands sleep to stay alive, but sleep makes the body easiest to kill.

Men twerk when they're doing missionary.

The inventor of the rubber hose had to be inspired somewhat by the act of male urination.

"Haunted House" makes no sense. Like, ghost, you can go through walls, why you stuck in a house?

Your pee after eating asparagus, smells more like asparagus than actual asparagus.

Most of the time, when someone says 'no pun intended,' they actually intend one.

The way millennials feel about kids using AI in school is probably similar to how boomers felt about calculators.

Since they all require batteries or some form of power, electronics are actually a subscription.

Most sports simply revolve around getting something to a specific location.

Pancakes and beef stroganoff are more Asian than egg rolls and orange chicken.

Emperor Palpatine was too proud of the technological terror he'd constructed; perhaps his apprentice ought to have told him that.

The praying mantis in A Bug's Life had a moth as a spouse because he loved his life.

Could the multiverse be one four dimensional universe?

Despite all their problems, peasants in feudal times problably slept a lot better than us.

The modern male loneliness epidemic is largely fueled by remote work. Men always had problems making friends and workplaces were one of the few places most men have to bond with each other in modern society as part of daily life.

Bad liars end up on the street. Good liars end up in the C-suite.