Batman is probably really good with makeup seeing as he has to hide his bruises as Bruce Wayne.

During a forest fire, animals get to enjoy cooked meat.

If we could shrink ourselves down, at a certain size we would stop being able to hear anything because the sound waves would be too big for our tiny ear holes.

AI has sorta ruined the name, "Al."

I don't think I have ever once rented a car at the size / class that I reserved. Every single time they don't have one available.

If humans arise naturally via evolution, and everything we make is from finite natural materials, then calling manmade products "artificial" is a kind of human exceptionalism.

The UK would be easy mode in a primitive survival game since there's no apex predators; serious diseases like rabies; no natural disasters; no extreme weathers; not even any extreme terrain.

"This coffee tastes like it came out of a cats asshole" means it's either really bad or really good.

The peak of happiness is tears, the peak of sadness is laughter.

Pretending to be smart is artificial intelligence.

If insects could scream, a lot less people would be willing to kill them.

People grind rocks (salt) on their food and it makes it delicious.

People who get their life in order after a near death experience and getting reanimated are the same as your router working properly after shutting it off and on again.

A penny is considered worthless, but there is a one penny difference between a price you are willing to pay for something or not.

In theater, comedy can be understood as tragedy on fast-forward.

There has to have been at least one person who, right after the "rules for surviving a horror movie" scene in Scream, said "I'll be right back" and then actually died.

You cannot spell Police without ice.

The money that IKEA spends on including wall-mounting brackets for furniture is effectively the premium for their anti-lawsuit insurance.

Since the universe is infinite, there is an infinite number of atom configurations, meaning anything that can exist will exist. You just need to look for long enough.

The little mermaid is named after the one area of the world that she won't ever live in.