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With modern materials, we could all have unbreakable dishes and never have to buy another plate or glass. What's stopping us?
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Ash refusing to put Pikachu in a pokeball is like that owner who refuses to leash their dog.
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I wonder how history might have unfolded if, instead of Columbus sailing westward to reach the East, an Indian sailor had sailed eastward and discovered the West coast of America first.
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The person calling should have the responsibility to speak first and introduce themselves.
πŸ‘22πŸ‘Ž6πŸ’―3❀2😈1
Why make robots in the shape of humans? If we’re building from scratch with unlimited freedom, shouldn’t we design them perfectly for their task instead of forcing human resemblance?
πŸ’―21πŸ‘11πŸ‘Ž1🐳1😈1
Calling someone out for manipulation gets called out more than manipulation.
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You can't stop trying to be someone you're not if you want to make a change for the better.
πŸ‘17πŸ”₯3🐳1😈1
Pizza is one of the few foods you can eat however you want, whenever you want, at any temperature.
πŸ’―22🀣6πŸ‘Ž3❀1πŸ‘1🐳1😈1
If Japan and Germany won WW2 and annexed all land on earth (basically a Man in High Castle scenario) there's a small chance that the anti-meridian line would've been placed at the Central Asian no man's land/border between the two megastates.
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Some of the pigs that eats babies during the middle ages might have been assasination attempts from the future, which prevented horrible events that occured in another timeline.
πŸ‘Ž12πŸ‘3😁2🐳2😈1
Changing the pasta shape doesn’t change the flavor, but changing the shape changes the dish.
πŸ₯°17πŸ‘Ž5😈3🐳1
I bet the person whose Social Security number is 420-69-8008 wishes they could tell everyone what it is.
πŸ”₯9🀣4❀2πŸ‘Ž2😈2
Since your personality and identity are in your brain, which is in your head, then "beheading" is less about losing your head, and more about losing your torso. Ergo, it should be called "betorsoing".
πŸ€”10🐳5❀4πŸ—Ώ3πŸ‘Ž1😈1
Superman's X-ray vision would put his friends and coworkers at an elevated risk of cancer.
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If you run east during the day, you’re slightly faster than your shadow.
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When we conclusively detect alien signals, we’ll find ourselves searching through history for all the alien signals we found in the past and scientists dismissed as nonsense.
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It's ironic that pregnant women can only have virgin drinks.
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In video games, "old" items are typically bad, but "Ancient" items are usually good.
πŸ—Ώ18❀7😁3😈3πŸ‘2🐳2
Some of the sweetest people I knew in school growing up were named Karen. They didn’t deserve what happened to their name. I hope they are doing ok.
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It's not all in the mind; if mental strength can help overcome physical challenges, then physical problems must have equally debilitating effects on the mind.
πŸ”₯12πŸ’―5πŸ‘4❀1🐳1😈1
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