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Some dreams are our subconscious mind playing a game of "Yes, and?" It all starts with a simple premise and then escalates.
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The Three Stooges must have been the cause of a lot of schoolyard injuries in the old days.
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Every new credit card expiration date feels like a lifetime away. But before you know it, some kind-faced barista is telling you your charge has failed...
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Hiring managers have more job security the worse they are at their jobs.
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AI would creep me out less if it talked like a robot instead of mimicking natural human speech.
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Humans feel bad when they see animals hurt, generations of evolution alongside companion species encoded empathy for animals possessing traits closer to domestic species in our psychology.
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Life can basically be defined as a self-regulating chemical reaction.
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The most common hairstyle is bald.
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Some people knew what burning bread smelled like even before bread was invented.
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Now that the Monty Hall Problem is fairly well known, a game show host could drastically reduce the number of winners by only offering the switch when the original selection has the car behind it.
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Old games that had things you would most likely miss without buying a guide was just DLC before DLC was a thing.
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It shouldn't be possible to wait at a loading screen displaying 100%.
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Due to easy AI image generation the old "pic or it didn't happen" got replaced by "link or it didn't happen".
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Why do we call them ”home fries?" I have never in my life had home fries at home, only restaurants. They should call them "restaurant fries."
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A long-enough goldfish-poop could theoretically become a perfect circle if the goldfish eats it quickly enough.
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When level 5 autonomous driving becomes a reality, we will start seeing dead people arrive at their destinations.
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Spirit Halloween is a mushroom in the business life cycle.
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Aliens wouldn't invade earth to enslave humanity or for Earth's resources. Aliens can travel across the galaxy, universe, dimensions. They will have all the technological advancements and the entirety of the infinite vastness of space and all of its resources.
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Dreams may be proof that free-will and personal agency is an illusion, as we dream the content of dreams without real conscious intent, yet react as if we didn't produce it in our heads; Consciousness is the brain thinking spontaneously, and the Mind contriving reasons why those thoughts exist.
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In a 5-season show, the true halfway point isn’t Season 2 Episode 5, it’s Season 3 Episode 5.
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