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If access to healthcare is based on access to health insurance, defunding public health options would make reproduction require employment at an employer large enough to have adequate health insurance options.
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Any media with even the slightest noticeable edit will now just get labeled as β€œAI.”
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Being a stripper might be the only job that you have an advantage in getting if you have a HR violation on your record.
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Given how many pitches they see, you'd think catchers would have the highest batting averages.
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Of all the advancements in modern medicine, a bag of frozen peas is still a legitimate treatment licensed doctors will recommend.
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It is hard to describe a thread called #gaming without context, since the definition of game is largely dependent on the audience in this case.
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Given enough time, a cow in the wild could produce cheese without human intervention.
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The scariest part of fakes isn’t that people can make them; it’s that eventually nobody believes the real thing either.
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What would have been relegated to shock sites 15 years ago is commonplace on social media today.
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The loudest sound in the universe might be a star exploding, and no one will ever hear it.
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Humans cut down big bird houses to build little bird houses.
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Not many people have ever actually searched for a needle in a haystack.
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It would be less annoying to most if all these people self censoring in content now adays used cockney rhyming slang.
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More phone calls are made by telemarketers and autodiallers today than people sincerely trying to reach out to other people.
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To fall asleep, you must first pretend to be asleep.
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Rose only loved Jack because he didn't live long enough to disappoint her.
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What really hurts about nostalgia isn't remembering past times, but knowing deep down that you'll never live them again.
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People who rent storage lockers probably end up paying several times the cost of the contents.
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I'm almost convinced the stop motion slo mo mode we go in during a bad car wreck is our souls trying to find a universe where we survive that shit.
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A planned encore isn't really an encore, it's just part of the set.
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