If access to healthcare is based on access to health insurance, defunding public health options would make reproduction require employment at an employer large enough to have adequate health insurance options.

Any media with even the slightest noticeable edit will now just get labeled as “AI.”

Being a stripper might be the only job that you have an advantage in getting if you have a HR violation on your record.

Given how many pitches they see, you'd think catchers would have the highest batting averages.

Of all the advancements in modern medicine, a bag of frozen peas is still a legitimate treatment licensed doctors will recommend.

It is hard to describe a thread called #gaming without context, since the definition of game is largely dependent on the audience in this case.

Given enough time, a cow in the wild could produce cheese without human intervention.

The scariest part of fakes isn’t that people can make them; it’s that eventually nobody believes the real thing either.

What would have been relegated to shock sites 15 years ago is commonplace on social media today.

The loudest sound in the universe might be a star exploding, and no one will ever hear it.

Humans cut down big bird houses to build little bird houses.

Not many people have ever actually searched for a needle in a haystack.

It would be less annoying to most if all these people self censoring in content now adays used cockney rhyming slang.

More phone calls are made by telemarketers and autodiallers today than people sincerely trying to reach out to other people.

To fall asleep, you must first pretend to be asleep.

Rose only loved Jack because he didn't live long enough to disappoint her.

What really hurts about nostalgia isn't remembering past times, but knowing deep down that you'll never live them again.

People who rent storage lockers probably end up paying several times the cost of the contents.

I'm almost convinced the stop motion slo mo mode we go in during a bad car wreck is our souls trying to find a universe where we survive that shit.

A planned encore isn't really an encore, it's just part of the set.