Multiple choice tests having a "don't know" option that provides a fractional point would reward honesty and let teachers know where students need help!

Every time someone farts while walking, the force of the fart saves their legs and infinitesimal bit of energy.

Death is irreversible damage that evil people take advantage of.

Given enough complexity- training or maybe even simply using an LLM will inevitably generate a transient simulacrum of a digital Boltzmann brain - most likely inhuman, minimal, animalistic, or alien in nature.

Weird Al should do a song called "Wilkes-Barre, PA" to the tune of "Raspberry Beret."

We are probably due for a replacement word for "planned obsolescence".

If you know you're alone in the middle of the night it's not really scary. It's the "what if I'm not alone" that makes it scary

The ability to Google things instantly on my phone has probably saved me weeks of my life that would have otherwise been spent arguing with people about trivial facts.

Saying “you’re quite self-aware” is a unique and fool proof compliment. If they are, they’ll agree. If they’re not, they won’t realize.

Online communities could altruistically choose to popularize random people in poverty and make a surge of memes about them periodically to raise them out of poverty.

Sitting at a bar, staring at a pay to charge your phone kiosk and thinking, is this what payphones have become?

You know you moved on from someone when you delete their pics just to free up storage.

A computer can do infinite things, but it can't do everything.

Today is 9/16/25 or (3x3) (4x4) (5x5) and how often does that happen! I love Numbers!

Humans can evolve to be immune to the dangers of processed foods.

If the sentient cars in the movie 'Cars' depict other vehicles like tractors as 'animals' (cows), then they must have spontaneously and rapidly evolved as a species within the last 100 years, with Lizzie being one of the original propegators as horses/carriages must not have existed at all.

The actual reason we tell children there is a Santa Claus is to prepare them for being lied to en masse for the rest of their lives, and that their response should be to just passively accept being lied to.

As far as we know, non-human animals have zero awareness of the fact that they have ancestors aside from their own parent(s).

Maybe dogs don't really like being petted by humans. Maybe we just bred them to be really, really itchy.

So-called "smart" devices are typically more complex, less reliable, and rarely actually smart.