With fully autonomous vehicles never going too fast, we could replace speeding ticket revenue with membership tiers for different speeds.

The vast majority of rules are in place to keep dumb people safe.

It’s been a while since zombies climbed out of their graves.

"I got 5 on it" is seemingly the only song immune to inflation.

Hydrogen-powered cars that begin with electrolyzing water and pumps oxygen back into the air?

Wolverine is uncircumcised.

Statistically, half the people reading this are stupider than the other half.

Intuition is 90% pattern-matching and 10% hallucination.

Your Spouse is also your Ex-Fiance.

Your parents become less older than you, proportionally, every year after you’re born.

If you could send your mind back in time to childhood, you would have to grow up with the guilt of staying quiet about 9/11.

If real life had achievements, completionist gamers would be the most active and adventurous people in society.

The Flight of the Navigator (1986) is Pee-Wee Herman's greatest role.

People who drive around in an open top convertible have a greater than 0% chance of being pooped on by a bird while driving.

A social media feed that would teach you a topic through scrolling would likely be ultimate learning app.

Every day you survive statistically increases your odds of dying tomorrow.

Your current weight is the sum of every calorie you’ve ever eaten minus every calorie you’ve ever burned.

Condoms come sealed for safety, and seal cum for safety.

Someone shouting out "I'll get it" at home is something most younger people don't know about.

In a private parking lot with license plates marking the spots, you do not need your exact license plate to mark your spot, it can be any random combination. No one will park in your spot and no one will complain if you park in that spot.