Modern technology is like an otherwise good fighting game with an OP character--you have to agree to ban it to have a good time.

With all the age verification for online porn being implemented globally, while AI could still be available to generate smut, i wonder if the regulations could become an indirect means to accelerate AI development.

Confidently stating the brand origin of a product leads people to assume it's of higher quality, especially if they're not familiar enough to know whether it actually is. (e.g. "We only serve xxxx Ranch Beef," "We use xxx mattresses for every bed," "We proudly serve xxx coffee.")

I don't think I'd make a good squirrel. I don't have the self control not to eat my nuts before winter.

If immigrants were treated like Pokémon everyone would want to hang out with them and they’d have universal healthcare.

Life is the brain of Earth.

Maybe the rapture did occur, and we all just suck.

The most common diagnosis is misdiagnosis. Applies in health, tech or life in general.

Holding a door is helpful. Holding a revolving door is unhelpful.

Being reborn with all your memories would probably suck for a while. As a baby you are trapped in your mind unable to do much, and as a young kid it would be hard to make friends because you are too mature and intelligent for them, and older people you relate to still won't take you seriously.

Somewhere, someone you don’t know has an object in their house that they absolutely love because it was regifted by the person you gave it to.

Trash bag packaging is almost always used in the product it's the packaging for.

Funny how we appear in so many LinkedIn searches, yet still struggle to get a job.

If Rick Moranis' first line in Spaceballs 2 isn't "Somehow, I have returned", I will feel cheated.

The Earth has probably not been without a manmade fire since the hominids who first discovered how to make it. A fire has been burning ever since. Also, what if one of the first manmade fires has been kept alive since it was lighted hundreds of thousands of years ago? Passing from torch to torch.

It's ironic that the United States of America doesn't seem very united.

Since bananas are almost always called "bananas" in every language, it seems that most people just found the name to be perfect for a weirdly shaped, tasty yellow fruit.

Maybe the only reason we didn’t die in quicksand is that we were warned about it so often. We might be dooming the next generation by not passing on our vital knowledge.

You can’t smell your booger until you pick it despite being in your nose.

No matter your age, someone you knew as a baby becoming an adult makes you feel incredibly old.