Living in a van down by the river sounds much more appealing nowadays than Matt Foley made it out to be.

We should celebrate more things done in 2 fell swoops instead of just 1.

Technically you’re the only person who has been with you for every single second of your life.

Celebrities with celebrity families must have no problem not knowing someone's age when it's one of their birthdays.

Software that can detect swearing in videos would be helpful in locating the part of a dashcam recording that you're looking for.

Dating apps should show distance by approximate driving mileage, not by geodesic or 'as the crow flies' distance. That would more accurately reflect how far apart two people are from each other.

If Rudolf Diesel had a harder last name, diesel fuel could have gotten its very own name.

If there were no coincidences to ever happen, that would be the greatest coincidence of all.

We sometimes need to create a raster image of encoded text by screenshotting it in order to highlight and copy the text on our modern mobile devices. This is the exact opposite of how things used to be.

It' really messed up that they recommend you sleeping 8 hours a day when the average sleeping cycle is 90 minutes long (8 is not divisible by 1,5).

A lot of at least one generation of US network television viewers grew up with the Meet The Press theme unexpectedly playing being a portent of something bad/scary.

Sometimes when I've had a lot of water to drink, about an hour later I sit on the toilet and pee just sort of drips out of me, and I feel like a Brita water filter pitcher.

If boss baby was rated 18 movie, they would have to explain how the baby gets in the woman.

We use bookmarks to pause conversations with authors who might have died centuries ago.

There could be a time in the future where the terms "automatic" and "manual" vehicles refers to whether or not they are self-driving, rather than their transmission type.

There is a most listened to last song that played right before people have passed away.

Every weight-training exercise, regardless of the direction of movement, is ultimately against gravity.

If animals are capable of dreaming, are they able to tell the difference between "reality" and the dream world? Are they both equally real to them? Or maybe the dream world is their "reality", and we have it wrong.

We could really just drop the M from A.M and P.M when writing times for things and everyone would know what you were saying.

You were probably in someone's last thought (life recap) when they died.