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There's a non-zero chance that the mosquito that just bit you will get trapped in amber and some future civilization will extract your blood and clone you.

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If you’re casting a shadow outside, you were the only thing to stop the sun from shining for 93 million miles.

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Schools are the reason why kids think that Monday is the start of the week instead of Sunday.

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You are your pets favourite human out of 7+ billion people

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If you ever feel useless just know that there are police officers in super hero movies

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If you ever feel useless just know that there are police officers in super hero movies

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When you have back pain, sneezing suddenly becomes the scariest thing you can do

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Sometimes we ask "How are you?" because we wanna be asked back the same.

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People who have bad eyesight can see clearly when they dream.

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Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does directly prevent countless reasons to be unhappy.

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Do not be angry with the rain;it simply does not know how to fall upwards

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friendly advice; learn to ignore! not everything deserves attention

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If you send someone a message while they’re not online, you’re talking to their future self

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You can never miss a hi-five in the mirror

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99% percent of the world doesn't even know you exist

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