'Low gravity can cause bone loss, so we're pleased to report that, since we initiated capsule motion, the number of bones in each crew member has been steadily increasing.'

3112. "Geology Murder"

'After determining that his body was full of pipes carrying iron-rich fluid, our current theory is that the dagger-shaped object precipitated within the wound.'

3113. "Fix This Sign"

'We're building on our earlier success getting web developers to pay to change the backslashes in our displayed payment URL to forward slashes.'

3114. "Building a Fire"

'That was quicker than usual! The cabin's sprinkler system often makes it really hard to keep anything lit.'

3115. "Unsolved Physics Problems"

''Tin pest' makes more sense to me. Tin just doesn't want to be locked down in a shape like that. I get it. But why would any metal want to grow hair??'

3116. "Echo Chamber"

'This is almost as bad as the time I signed up for a purely partisan fishing expedition.'

3117. "Replication Crisis"

'Maybe encouraging the publication of null results isn't enough--maybe we need a journal devoted to publishing results the study authors find personally annoying.'

3118. "iNaturalist Animals and Plants"