✒️Types of Solar Eclipse

The best place to be for a hug eclipse is a scenic natural area with good views and few clouds. The worst place to be is the lunar surface.
https://xkcd.com/2816
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✒️Electron Holes

They tried to report me to the authorities, but because I had the device they couldn't charge me.
https://xkcd.com/2817
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✒️Circuit Symbols

A circle with an A in it means that the circuit has committed a sin and has been marked as punishment.
https://xkcd.com/2818
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✒️Pronunciation

I pronounce the 'u' in 'pronunciation' like in 'putting' but the 'ou' in 'pronounce' like in 'wound'.
https://xkcd.com/2819
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✒️Inspiration

An apple fell on Isaac Newton's head and gave him the idea that the moon might be a tasty apple, though this turned out not to be true--the Apollo program eventually determined that it was just a desolate and bland Red Delicious.
https://xkcd.com/2820
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✒️Path Minimization

Of course you get an ice cream cone for the swimmer too! You're not a monster.
https://xkcd.com/2821
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✒️*@gmail.com

Hi all, just replying to loop in *@outlook.com and *@yahoo.com.
https://xkcd.com/2822
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✒️Fossil

The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word "fossiliferous" a lot.
https://xkcd.com/2823
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✒️Abstract Pickup

Escape Artist Frees Self From Conversation With Pickup Artist
https://xkcd.com/2824
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✒️Autumn and Fall

Of course in reality this is just a US/UK thing; in British English, 'fall' is the brief period in between and 'autumn' is the main season.
https://xkcd.com/2825
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✒️Gold

It can be expensive to hire a professional spectroscopist for your wedding, but the quality of the spectra you get is worth it.
https://xkcd.com/2826
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✒️Brassica

Sequoia Brussels sprouts are delicious but it's pretty hard to finish one.
https://xkcd.com/2827
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✒️Exoplanet Observation

NASA prefers to say that their rovers are 'looking for signs of past life on Mars' and not 'ghost hunting.'
https://xkcd.com/2828
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✒️Iceberg Efficiency

Our experimental aerogel iceberg with helium pockets manages true 100% efficiency, barely touching the water, and it can even lift off of the surface and fly to more efficiently pursue fleeing hubristic liners.
https://xkcd.com/2829
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✒️Haunted House

You can leave at any time through the door over there. It's a Louisville door, so you'll need to find a compatible knob. No, don't be silly, that one is a Lexington knob! Of course it won't fit.
https://xkcd.com/2830
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✒️xkcd Phone Flip

Theranos partnership: Sorry, we know, but we signed the contract back before all the stuff and the lawyers say we can't back out, so just try to keep your finger away from the bottom of the phone.
https://xkcd.com/2831
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✒️Urban Planning Opinion Progression

If they're going to make people ride bikes and scooters in traffic, then it should at LEAST be legal to do the Snow Crash thing where you use a hook-shot-style harpoon to catch free rides from cars.
https://xkcd.com/2832
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✒️Lying

I was, at least at the start of this disastrous game night, your friend.
https://xkcd.com/2833
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✒️Book Podcasts

I've been working my way through this 1950s podcast by someone named John Tolkien called 'Lord of the Rings'--it's a deep dive into this fictional world he created. Good stuff, really bingeable!
https://xkcd.com/2834
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✒️Factorial Numbers

So what do we do when we get to base 10? Do we use A, B, C, etc? No: Numbers larger than about 3.6 million are simply illegal.
https://xkcd.com/2835
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